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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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