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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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