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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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