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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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