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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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