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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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