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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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