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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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