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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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