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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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