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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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