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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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