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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊
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