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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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