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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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