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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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