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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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