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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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