Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.