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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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