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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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