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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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