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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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