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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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