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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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