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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘
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