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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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