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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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