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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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