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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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