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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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