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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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