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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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