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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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