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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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