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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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