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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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