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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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