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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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