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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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