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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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