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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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