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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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