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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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