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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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