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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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