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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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