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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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