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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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