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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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