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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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