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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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